The world is full of creep and lame stuff when it comes to breakup excuses. A breakup can be one of the most stressful and emotional experiences in life for some people. Still, if a person thinks about the reasons made during a breakup, one can surely laugh at these rather than shedding tears.
Daniyal Sheikh, one of the renowned whiteboard master, brings fascinating stories to explore different parts of the world, making people aware of the legal scams and bringing forward topics like body shaming and stereotypes common in Pakistani society. Yesterday, I came across something interesting on Daniyal Sheikh’s Instagram account (Break-up Excuses in Pakistan), which grabbed my attention as I found it funny. I think every Pakistani must have faced these breakup excuses at least once in their life.
The following are the 7 quirky posters by Daniyal Sheikh perfectly explain breakup excuses in Pakistan. Let’s start with them.
1. The Ami Problem
The most heard excuse of the decade is Ammi Nahi Manegi. Dude, why not you consulted your mother before being in a relationship?
2. Tum to itny Achay ho
Mostly girls give this excuse when they are going to marry Ameer Phupho ka Imran or Khala ka Farhan. They make it look like they lack those qualities to make up to boys’ expectations, but you should know they will have a better laddu than you!
3. Gunah hai ye
One of the interesting excuses yet easy to keep a girl without being in a relationship is making her a sister. It happens when he judges that she is not the Shadi material girl at all. I mean, if she cannot be a Shadi material, then why is she a Behen jee material to you?
4. Oops I had to check my Istkhara
The most Islamic way to break up is making an excuse for Istakhara so that Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay!
5. Payar tou andha hota hai!
Another excuse when you get rid of the girl by stating that your family values don’t allow for love marriage. Illogical! Love marriage Nahi Hoti but Love ho Jata hai. By the way, it fits here, “Payar tou andha hota hai!”
6. Sect Problem
You are spending a Timespan with someone, and you don’t know whether he is a Shia or Sunni, and you fly off by saying ‘Main Bhool Gai Thi. What???
7. The Ami Problem 2.0
This ammi’s bahana is getting old. Maybe Ammi is not sick after listening about your relationship; she is sick of you. I think, these guys need a doctor instead of their Ammis.
Whatever may be the reason for the split—and whether you wanted it or not—the breakup of a relationship can turn your whole world upside down, but these skivers, either girls or boys, use these lamest excuses to get out of trouble. Beware of these types of people and surround yourself with some excellent and persistent people who won’t leave you and fill your lives with ultimate love!